"Why have just a regular cat, when you could have a uni-cat?" (Uni-pug feels uni-cat's pain.) [TylerCoates]Homer votes for Mitt Romney in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons ... and then gets outsourced to a factory in China. [TheDailyWhat]
WUT: Stephen Colbert will make a cameo on The Office's Halloween episode this season. He's playing Broccoli Rob, the often-mentioned member of Andy's college a capella group Here Comes Treble. !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Vulture] Oh noooooo! Here's a video of a hero pig saving a drowning baby goat. [ihaveseenthewholeoftheinternet]
Guitar hero pig. [Thanks Gary]
Morrissey wrote this rant about the Ramones in a 1976 edition of Melody Maker magazine when he was 17. It's on Ebay with a "buy it now" price of only £35 ($57.00)! [DangerousMinds] This Weekend Update Thursday SNL ad for a DVD featuring audience cutaways from the Republican and Democratic Conventions is perfect.
Pat pat. [Reddit]
Haha, your mom's restaurant totally fits in parties of 6 or more.[Reddit]
Time to get ill. [thisisnthappiness]
Oh, you know, just Jon Hamm and Adam Scott hanging out in green unitards, filming what Buzzfeed guesses is an episode of Comedy Bang Bang.
Life good. [Coinfarts via flip3ndo]
Big Edie knows best.(Just kidding, the raccoons living in her walls told her to say this.) [RatsOff]