Following up the beautifully stripped-down "All the Rage Back Home," Interpol has released another single from their upcoming album, El Pintor, out September 9th. Once early-aughts indie princes, El Pintor is Interpol's first album in five years, and, judging by latest single "Ancient Ways," they seem poised to take back their crowns. Here, we get more of what Interpol does best: atmospheric, churning post-punk best for blasting in your room with a little whiskey after a long day. Give it a listen above. They kick off their tour this week in Phoenix and play NYC Thanksgiving 11/24 and 11/26. Happy Thanksgiving to us.
Following up the beautifully stripped-down "All the Rage Back Home," Interpol has released another single from their upcoming album, El Pintor, out September 9th. Once early-aughts indie princes, El Pintor is Interpol's first album in five years, and, judging by latest single "Ancient Ways," they seem poised to take back their crowns. Here, we get more of what Interpol does best: atmospheric, churning post-punk best for blasting in your room with a little whiskey after a long day. Give it a listen above. They kick off their tour this week in Phoenix and play NYC Thanksgiving 11/24 and 11/26. Happy Thanksgiving to us.
Tina Fey and Anna Kendrick
Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock
Lea Michele and Idina Menzel
Josh Gad, Jonah Hill, Jack Black, and Zach Galifianakis
Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
And finally: We've known for years that Renee Zellweger was separated at birth from Joey Lauren Adams and Ellen Pompeo. Well, I'm here to tell you that Jennifer Lawrence is the love child of those three by way of Goldie Hawn. The inception was very complicated, I imagine, but it's true, and while I have no idea what this is doing in a Separated at Birth segment since it really belongs in a Love Child piece, I still found it important enough to relay. Gosh, I must have been separated at birth from a total ditz!
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Aladdin will show you a whole new world. Don't you dare close your eyes.
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"I always wake up at five or six and put my laptop away, if I left it out after falling asleep to Murder She Wrote. If I have a lot in my mind I'll go ahead and get up at six for no reason, if not I'll just get up at a normal time, like 11, and go to my studio in the Financial District. I read emails for like an hour or two in bed and drink an entire pot of coffee. I usually think about the fact that I have no money. That's immediately what I think about most days. Where's my fucking money, but whatever -- I get by. Worry is good because it gets you to do the thing you've got to do. It gets you out of bed."
"I jump out of bed as quickly as I can, because I can get sucked in otherwise. I read somewhere that if you hit snooze, rather than getting up once you're awake, you operate at like 80% capacity for hours. I try to minimize my decision-making in the morning. I don't know if this is totally true but I've even seen in stuff like Real Simple that you have a certain decision-making capability, like a little battery juice in a video game. You begin your day with your battery full but eventually you run out. I want to save my juice, because for one New York is insane----there's like a thousand choices to make when you try to get on the Subway." 
"I just lie in bed and reminisce about the night and piece together certain things. Last night at like three in the morning, a friend took myself and a few friends to this late-night restaurant that served the best Latin food. We met some older Latin homies that were wasted and presumably doing the same as us, just trying to grab a bite and maybe tame tomorrow's hangover. There was a jukebox, and all these guys kept putting on the sickest jams. I'm talking some pretty rare gems for three o'clock dinning. Straight metal. So I woke up with flashes of eating tacos, lots of high-fiving, and Slipknot playing in the background. Last night was pretty good"
"Before I even get out of bed, the first thing I do is make a list of
the way too many things I have to do that day. Today, for instance, I
have on my list to read 15 articles about a place I'm covering, email a
few contacts, work on such-and-such thing for VICE, and perhaps
work on a painting, still in its early stages, that I've neglected for
far too long. It will be ready for a show I am planning with a gallery
in TriBeCa for 2015. Drawings are normally brainless and easy for me, so
before my brain gets into shape to start writing anything, even an
email, I'll work on a drawing that I have been assigned."
"I refuse a routine. Whatever gets me from here to there is fine. The
weekend mornings are a different type of luxury. I don't have to be
concerned with what comes next. I've written about contested
time----when you stay up all night for whatever reason and it's like
past 4 a.m. It's blue outside, with a purple-y light. I find that
pre-dawn, post-dawn the beautiful or the most horrifying, and everyone's
living in different time zones in the same city. For some people, if
they stay up all night, it creates this sort of moral panic----instead
of being grateful they were alive for a few more hours, and that the
worst-case scenario is feeling tired. Sleep is something that is
lacking, it's been lacking since I was 17 and it's still not here. I
don't have a typical morning because I don't have a typical night. I
don't wake up and do a stretch or a sun salutation. I give a middle
finger to the sun and get on with my day."
DONALD. [
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