The Late Show posted this 1996 clip yesterday following Elaine Stritch's passing, and it's magical. Watch as Stritch repeatedly interrupts the show as a rich floozy who thinks David Letterman is her pool boy, Skippy. It's a wonderful example of her comedic acting chops and why the Late Show was, and is, DA BEST. [Uproxx]
Conan and Dave Franco went on Tinder, met a girl, got in a particularly creepy van, and, well, you gotta watch the rest. [Conan]
BREAKING. [TastefullyOffensive]
Accurate. [The Billie Holiday of dogs! [Mlkshk]
Sorry, too late. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]Joaquin Phoenix's forehead rotated actually turns into a Dark Crystal character. WHAT IS HAPPENING? [ FYouNoFMe]
How do we own this? [LaughterKey]Wheelchair dogs playing with sticks. Warning: Your heart is about to be warmed. [Jezebel]
That's my friend Phil adjusting my dress. We call him 'Style by Phil.' He convinced me to wear that dress, because I never wear dresses! I'm an A-cup and I never wear those, but he pulled it up tight and made me cute. He's an amazing person.
That's our prayer circle. We always pray before every show, asking God for peace, that everything works. We want a good vibe. As an artist, you want things to go right. Music, for me, is all I have. It's my one thing, my baby. It's different now in some ways, since it's been a year from the last time I performed. Then, I was still growing up, trying to figure myself out. Now, I know who I am. It's my vision.
I'm always nervous, but especially since it's been so long since I went onstage. I'd forgotten how it felt. I came out to "Everything Burns." I had to pace the stage a little bit since it was my first time in a year. I didn't look up until it was over. But once I was onstage and it came out, it felt like home. I let go.
This picture is home, that's definitely home. I had a Kanye moment, you know where he's like 'Where my lights at?!' I was waiting for the lights to go off and for the strobe lights to appear. I was trying to make it a bit more epic, so I brought strobe lights. I see it as a bigger show. I wanted it to be like that scene in The Matrix where they're partying in Zion, like that.
That was when I didn't realize the set was over, so I kind of just did a jam. We don't even practice sometimes at rehearsal, we just wanna lay. I love to hear them [ The Righteous Young] play, they're so good. This time around I'm only working with who I love, like my band mates and A$AP Ferg. He and I gel really creatively; he thinks outside of the box more so than anyone I've worked with so far in hip-hop. He's like a brother to me, he's so down-to-earth and open.
Here I played an oldie-but-goodie, "Still Getting Younger." It's a fan favorite, I always get requests to play it from Twitter and Instagram. It feels like summer, it makes my set better. I wrote that song with Nick Littlemore from Empire of the Sun. When I went out to London a few years back, I went to his house and I was kind of depressed at that time. I was making electronic dance music and I wanted to make something else. Nick was like, 'You can do whatever you want, you're an artist!' He's so crazy, he had on like a trench coat and an afro, and made me fish and beans, it was delicious. After that, we went on a very inspiring trip to Israel and Egypt together.
Most attention-hungry nipple: Lady Gaga'sEarlier this morning, Lady Gaga snapped a selfie to show off
her vintage Mugler, but what she really exposed was her right nipple. Although
we've all seen it about a dozen times by now, the Internet still erupted with
excitement. (The photo has been removed by Instagram.) Gaga, do you even look at your pictures before uploading? Remove
the shades for a brief moment, girl. 
Biggest 'Wut' of the Week: David Lynch is now designing women's workout wear.
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The Halpert files. [
Mondays are fancy terrible. [
Free upsetting Valentine for your files! [
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Jack White went to a Cubs' game and had a great time. It was the party of the century. [
You're a good man, HOVA Brown. [
I hope this means that they tried out just gorilla playing saxophone for a few parties but realized what was really missing were some balloons. [
OK, I'll say it out loud: I'm a control freak. I just see how things ought to be super clearly in my mind, and if they don't turn out that way it drives me fucking nuts. I'm also a snob. I detest mediocrity and want none of it in my life. And to me, my fear of losing control equates to fear of compromising quality. This is why I have a really hard time delegating. Or maybe I should say that I have a really hard time finding the perfect people that I want to delegate to. Because in the end I only feel comfortable giving control up to a) people who hold the bar as high as I do aesthetically, b) people who understand the inside of my head and execute my ideas as well as or better than I would do it myself, or c) people who come up with ideas that are at least as good as or (preferably) better than mine. 
