1. Now you can wear your favorite celebrity crushes on your manicure, thanks to these nail decals. Does anyone know if they make one of Henry Cavill? [via Buzzfeed]
2. Jay-Z/Hova/Shawn Carter/Blue Ivy's dad has been named Director of the new Barclay's Arena, which will soon be home to the Brooklyn Nets, of which Jay is a minority investor. [via NY Post]
3. Who needs red soles when you can have shoes from Mark McNairy's "F*ck Off" collection? [via Laughing Squid]
4. A British food delivery company now brings over dirty pots and pans along with the food (upon a customer's request) so that hosts and hostesses can fool guests into thinking they cooked. Uhhh...we assume the company picks up/cleans/disposes of those dirty pans too? [via Death + Taxes]5. This couple knew Ray Clay, the former Chicago Bulls PA who announced all six of their championship seasons, and had him announce the bridal party at their wedding reception. Remind us to book this guy when we get married. [The Daily What via Deadspin]
6. Check out this stunning photo of eight U.S. cargo aircraft flying in formation near Mt. Fuji, Japan. IT'S REAL, PEOPLE! [via Gizmodo]
7. It's a freakin' giraffe in a swimming pool! Speaking of which, this reminds us of the Lonely Island's way-underappreciated digital short, "GIRAFFES!" (Its predecessor, "Sloths!", is also a work of genius.) [via Boing Boing]
8. After going on last night's maiden voyage for the Smorgasboat party cruise, we are SO hoping this becomes a regular thing. It was so fun, all the proceeds went to City Harvest, and vendors aboard included Asia Dog, BK Salas, Pig & Egg, Sunday Gravy, Brooklyn Bridge Wine Bar and Brooklyn Brewery. More Smorgasboat cruises, please!!