Oh, hell yes. Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson is getting her own spinoff show. Work it, smoochie! [Jezebel; GIF by Matt Cherette]
Here's Mitt Romney's portrait as governor of Massachusetts, in which Ann Romney looks a lot like Brittany Murphy.
[Laughter Key via MyKicks, FuckYouNoFuck.me]
Malcolmgladwellbookgenerator.com is our new favorite way to waste time. [BoingBoing]
The Animated Albums Tumblr is our newer favorite way to waste time (even though it's been around for a while and needs to be updated!). [Uproxx]
Politwoops is a new website that collects deleted tweets by politicians. [via Uproxx]
Indoor sculpture by Mark Jenkins. [MyModernMet]
Mike D, MCA, Madonna. [AlsoHere]
A vintage barber shop poster from Guatemala. We'll take the Bostoniano. [JohnnyVagabond via TheAceHotel and AlsoHere]
Whales playing soccer. Gahhh. [Buzzfeed] Photo: Getty Images/Mark Ralston.
It's DJ Dachshund, son! [TheDailyDot]