Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had yourself a 30th birthday party, and since it's close to Halloween, you made it costume-themed...superhero themed, even?
And then you invited Beyoncé, who showed up wearing white-colored contact lenses?
Well, not showed up. Manifested.
Ciara doesn't have to wonder "if," because that happened to her...last night.
Indeed, Ciara celebrated 30 years on this planet last night with a superhero-themed bash.
Warner Bros. Studios even allowed the beloved chanteuse to have it on their "lot" in Hollywood.
TMZ reported that "Ciara turned 30, which explains why Warner Bros. opened its lot to her."
Naturally! Right? That explains it!
Anyway, Ciara Princess Harris arrived to the soiree as Cat Woman in all her black latex glory; her studly beau Russell Wilson--who is the quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks--dressed as the Dark Knight.
Ciara and Russell posing here with MTV comedian, Jeff Dye
BTW...Future who?
But yes, they looked great in rubber! They did.
Unfortunately, CiCi invited Beyoncé, and when you invite Beyoncé to your costume party. this is what happens...
Jeff Dye had quite a night
Naturally.
Bey came as X-Men's storm, and from the moment she levitated in, we'd reached peak.
A peak of what? I'm not sure.
But it was...peak.
"Oh, good," Ciara must've said, faintly, after hearing of Bey's arrival.
"Good."
Happy birthday, Ciara, and to everyone else who celebrated their birthday on a studio lot last night.