During a recent trip to NYC, Ms. Demetria Devonne Lovato made an appearance at The Monster, a West Village gay bar, to promote/perform her new single "Confident."While hyping up the crowd, the singer asked "How many confident bitches are in here tonight?" to a roaring applause.
Unfortunately, her mostly rhetorical question endowed one particularly...endowed fellow with the confidence of a gay hydrogen bomb.One of the bar's Go-Go dancers jumped up on stage with Demi after she requested some rhythmic assistance, and no sooner did he begin to shimmy his lower region, did we realize why he was eager.
I mean.
Yeah.While Demi showed off her amazing/non-lip-synced pipes, all eyes were transfixed on the biblical behemoth barely tucked away under this stunt queen's tighty-whities; a collapsed star, pulling everything into its void.
It didn't help that he basically plopped himself right in front of the singer while the photographers snapped away in awe.
Demi, though keeping her cool, was visibly annoyed; at one point, she glances down at the dancer's massive member and looks back up, as if thinking, "My god...", before staring off into some invisible horizon.
She knew she could never un-see it.None of us can un-see it.
May we one day recover...not now, probably not tomorrow...but someday.
For now, behold its supernatural splendor:
