The peen has been having a good year. In addition to a number of high-profilehaute couture debuts and celebrity sponsors à la Tom Ford and Kesha, it's been an unprecedented time to celebrate the D and wear cock rings as jewelry and adorn beloved childhood cartoons with massive dicks.
However, as good feminists, one has to wonder where the hell all the lady parts have been, and as such we've rounded up some our favorite pussy power accessories, whether you're looking for something subtle or in-your-face. From pouches to pendants, check out what the Internet has to offer in terms of pretty pussies from our list below.
All you really need to know, is that Beyoncé has one...and that they come in a wide variety of shapes and colors -- a puss-purse for all occasions!
This lovely solid sterling silver conversation piece is crafted by Penelopi Jones, who hopes that this stylized representation of the internal clitoris (which also includes the canal-hugging "wings" and wishbone-shaped "arms)" is enough to educate the still-clueless in bed. At $122 a pop (or $490 for solid gold), for that price tag, it's sure to bring you luck in some capacity.
Understated enough to wear to your in-laws's, this versatile necklace is perfect for literally any occasion. There's even a gold-plate version, not to mention opal and pink tourmaline clits! Truly the accessory answer to all your (wet) dreams.
Whether you give one half to your BFF or decide you're more of a symmetrical duo-boob kinda gal, the punnily-named Breast Friend necklace is the only way to accessorize your own chest. Extra points for representation, since you can choose the skin color of your boobies/mix-match!
How very O'Keeffe. Keep your vulva close to your breast with this elegant, flower-like brooch that sparkles in the light and even comes with a pearl "clit." Probably the sparkliest puss out there.
Handcrafted to allow for incredible attention to detail, you can now buy a pair of (surprisingly) adorable vaginas for your aural orifices. Made out of glazed clay, they also come in a verifiable rainbow of colors, including black, blue, green and purple!