Kim Kardashian
"Like she could have worn anything else yesterday? We all get dressed for Caitlyn."-- Elizabeth
"I'm sort of getting 21st Century Carol Channing vibes and I like it. She also gets props for wearing the best 'I just announced I'm pregnant' look ever."-- Abby
Kanye West
"Abby, do you think Kanye has a little tank on underneath or just nothing?"-- Elizabeth
"Nothing. #SWISH."-- Abby
Jemima Kirke
"Pit game strong."-- Elizabeth
"She looks like she's wearing a lobster and she look fabulous."-- Abby
Emmy Rossum
"I'm very on board for anything goth, but I just can't get with this dress. Her witchy hair and makeup is great, though. That's an Omega Smokey Eye and her center-part up-do says "I make lace in a misty Spanish village by the sea and know how and when you'll die." --Elizabeth
"Agreed -- love the hair and make-up but really dislike the lace-y cut-outs that look like something Elvira's sister living in the East Village would wear on a first OkCupid date."-- Abby
Grimes
"Grimes should attend every red-carpet event 'til the end of time, acting as a Tilda/Helena Bonham Carter's proxy, spreading the Good Word of the avant-fug legacy." --Elizabeth
"Her stocking situation intimidates me."-- Abby
Tom Ford
"The only person in the history of persons who can pull of a transition aviator lens and not look like an absolute monster."-- Elizabeth
"Ditto artfully-crafted stubble."-- Abby
Kelly Osbourne
"Everyone should look like Dame Edna at some point in their life, that's just a given. And Kelly has already ticked that shit off her to-do list because she's a trailblazer. But, Kelly, it's time to pack up the purple hair and the mohawk and move your look on down the road. New look: Jumpsuits and capes and turbans. -- Elizabeth
"I agree. I feel like I'm getting déjà vu. Even the dress looks super familiar. I'd also like to see almond-shaped nails get retired to the dustbin of early '10s treasures."-- Abby
January Jones
"Peak 'tell me about it, stud' ice queen-bitch pose. One of the best red carpet jerks of all time. Much respect."-- Elizabeth
"Hmmm."-- Abby
Katie Holmes
"No one does a cat smirk like Holmes. You can just feel the 'oh really' emanating from her cheekbones."-- Elizabeth
"This color looks great on Katie and her hair and makeup look great. I love that she kept it simple and classic. This is one of the best looks we've seen her in, in a while." -- Abby
Juliette Lewis
"I loved her in this Christian Siriano dress. And they had pizza afterward, dammit."-- Elizabeth
"Juliette looks like a gorgeous '90s swan." -- Abby
Betsey Johnson
"Betsey Johnson is 72."-- Elizabeth
"Everything about this photo is YES." -- Abby
Bella Hadid
"A jumpsuit, a center part, a dream."-- Elizabeth
"I don't know what to make up that extra fabric/sash-thing in the front but the hair/makeup and general '70s disco queen vibe of the outfit is A+++" -- Abby
Zac Posen and Maya Thurman Hawke
"If Maya Thurman Hawke isn't Miss Golden Globe 2016 the system is broken." -- Elizabeth
"Love the dress and love to picture Maya Hawke and Dylan Penn and Tallulah Willis hanging out in a clubhouse somewhere." -- Abby
Pharrell Williams and Helen Lasichanh
"Jeans at the CFDA Awards, Pharrell? If you're not going to wear something nice, then don't wear anything at all. Bad Gal knows best."--Elizabeth
"The CFDA Awards don't even get a fancier hat, Pharrell? What are they, chopped liver?" -- Abby
Hamish Bowles and Victoria Beckham
"Hamish came through with a fun, fug suit to offset Beckham's snoozey nice-and-fine-ness. That's what friends are for." -- Elizabeth
"Fashion world yin & yang." -- Abby
Gigi Hadid
"Jumpsuit." -- Elizabeth
"Love, love, love." -- Abby
Chrissy Teigen
"Chrissy Teigen seems like she'd be a really fun friend who smells good all of the time and is very well-organized and living her life but also just likes to cook and hang out on Sundays."-- Elizabeth
"Normally I don't go for the whole voluminous ruffle-y top but I like it here. Rock on, Chrissy." -- Abby
Anna Wintour
"That little water bottle watching nervously in the background."-- Elizabeth
"Poseurs take note: Anna is QBIC of wearing your coat as a cape." -- Abby
Diane Kruger
"I think Diane Kruger seems nice and I like this dress."--Elizabeth
"I like that she kept her hair and makeup real simple so the focus could be on how sparkly the dress is. It's not her first time at the fashion rodeo." -- Abby
Taraji P. Henson
"Best dressed of the night. The dress' color and design is gorgeous and that arched brow just slapped you across the face and then pushed you down a flight of stairs."--Elizabeth
"Slay. That is all." -- Abby
