Morning Funnies: Meghan McCain Is 'Strictly Dickly' + The House That Shrooms Built

Meghan McCain is featured in Playboy's April 20 Questions column and says she loves having  sexual intercourse with males: "I'm not a lesbian, if that's what you're asking. I'd be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I'm not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men." [OhNoTheyDidn't]


This is a house in Aspen, CO that was designed by someone who was on magic mushrooms and maybe LSD at the time. As you can imagine, the home's design is totally practical and makes a lot of sense. Some highlights from a CNN interview with the owner: "There is never a corner and there is always two to three ways out of every space" Also: "The upper bedrooms, they're terrific, they're in a pie-shape. And it's a tree house as well. So you walk, from the bedroom, across a bridge, and then you wind down the stem of the mushroom to come into the main house and it falls into the bar." [TheLaughingSquid]


Just puppin' around with some really cute seal pups. Look at those tiny teeth! [ICanHazCheezburger]





In more crazy remake news, Home Alone: 5 is happening. Hollywood, you're what the French call 'les incompetents.'  [Deadline]


Here's he trailer for Tim Burton's adaptation of '60s/'70's vampire soap opera Dark Shadows, starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Chloe Moretz, Johnny Lee Miller, Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp. We have high hopes for this movie, but the wacky '70s soundtrack in the preview might be a bad sign, no? [The Daily What]

Nathan Ripperger's posters of things he's said to his kids are pretty cute. [Via Flavorwire]

Sweetie darling! Kate Moss is making an appearance on an upcoming Absolutely Fabulous special, in which she and Edina play enemies. [Via AfterElton]

5,000 books shooting out of the side of building in Madrid by artist/sculptor Alicia Martin.
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