1. The Village Voice will be hosting a food truck tasting event in New York on April 24 and have announced that such notables as The Cinnamon Snail, Coolhaus, Green Pirate Juice Truck, Kelvin Natural Slush Co., Korilla BBQ, Mexicue, Red Hook Lobster Pound, Schnitzel & Things, Souvlaki GR, The Taim Mobile and Wafels & Dinges will be on hand.
2. Check out a hilarious piece on the always-charming Andrew W.K. (teaser: "My whole mission is personally to party every day as hard as possible.") [nycgo]
3. WHAT THE WHAT?! Coors Light is coming out with Iced Tea-flavored beer. [Laughing Squid]4. Roseanne Barr is running for the Green Party nomination and someone (we assume not the comedienne herself but then again, you never know) made this crazy patriotically anarchist ad. [Death + Taxes]
5. Scientists now believe that the moon may have contributed to the sinking of the Titanic. [Gawker]
6. STOP THE PRESSES: Nickelodeon is bringing back 90s gameshow Figure It Out. Let's hope they've talked to Danny Tamberelli already...we hear he's living in Park Slope. [Buzzfeed]7. President Obama called music fest Lollapalooza, "Lappalooza." Oh, Uncle Barack! [nymag]
8. Look at this tiny ole' squirrel cast! Too.much.cuteness.just.stop. [Buzzfeed]