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The 50 Hottest People of All Time

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It's Valentine's Day tomorrow, which makes people think of sex. Here are the hottest people that everyone should want to do it with. Case closed. No exceptions.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.33.19 PM.png50. Cleopatra, Ancient Egyptian Queen
If Elizabeth Taylor at her peak plays you in the movie, you know you're hot shit.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.34.00 PM.png49. Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President
He seemed like a great guy!

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.34.34 PM.png48. Faye Dunaway, Actress
With nearly alien bone-structure that gives her face a beautiful, feline shape, we just cannot when it comes to Faye Dunaway in Bonny and Clyde. So insanely gorgeous.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.35.07 PM.png47. Drake, Musician
Drake is like the hot-but-obnoxious older brother of your friend who you have a crush on, but who you know is also the worst. Still, you're always suggesting that you and your friend go out in the living room and just see what he's up to because he's soooo annoying.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 1.50.32 PM.png46. Nefertiti, Ancient Egyptian Queen
The Ancient Egyptian queen's name means "the beautiful one has come" -- 'nuff said.

Anton_P_Chekhov.jpg45. Anton Chekhov, Writer
In this portrait he totally looks like some douchey guy that we would bang and then regret. Hot. 

TinaTurnerByLynnGoldsmith.jpg44. Tina Turner, Musician
Dem legs.

Banderas.jpg43. Antonio Banderas, Actor
Will go down in history for nailing that sweet spot between puppy-dog cuteness and raw, savage manliness. Even straight boys got to shout.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.21.19 PM.png42. Jane Avril, Cabaret dancer c. 19th-20th centuries
More than the muse of Henri de Toulouse Latrec, Avril was a creator of next-level can-can moves.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.35.51 PM.png41. Bill Murray, Actor
If Dr. Peter Venkman isn't your #1 Would, please seek help. 

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.36.11 PM.png40. Raquel Welch, Actress
As a cave woman or a glamour goddess, Welch's sex appeal is off the charts.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.37.18 PM.png39. Brad Pitt in Thelma & Louise, Actor
He can steal our money anytime.  

tumblr_na8d8sDaqU1rxaxgfo1_1280 copy.jpg38. Grace Jones, Musician
Those cheekbones, that hair, that body. Grace Jones is a work of hot art.  

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.37.47 PM.png37. Che Guevara, Marxist Revolutionary
The thing about Marxists is that dating one is terrible, but on the physical hotness scale Che is a 10.

tumblr_nelu3j9mNe1rzligdo1_1280.jpg36. Lisa Bonet, Actress
The former Cosby Show actress has always been the badass black sheep of the fictional family, both on-screen and IRL. With a hoop nose ring and crazy style that would later launch a thousand Tumblrs, she was the also coolest/hottest. Not to mention, she was all about that IDGAF no bra/pit hair life. Let's face it, Lisa Bonet was the original bad gal.
 
tumblr_nfpnhuiIN81qi5axlo1_500.jpg35. Jean Michel Basquiat, Artist
We've all seen his nudes.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.38.31 PM.png34. Priyanka Chopra, Bollywood Actress
Beauty queen-turned-Bollywood babe. That's like an advanced degree in hotness.

Peter_OToole.jpg33. Peter O'Toole, Actor/Sex Machine
A range that stretches from Lawrence of Arabia to What's New, Pussycat? and a name that puts Rocky Balboner to shame.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.58.03 PM.png32. Michelle Yeoh, Actress
Whether in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or as a Bond girl, Yeoh brought a soulfulness to her merciless ass-kicking force.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 3.16.31 PM.png31. James Dean, Actor
Angst and sex, sex and angst.  And holy shit why aren't there more pictures of him wearing glasses?

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.38.56 PM.png30. Sofía Vergara, Actress
What can be said about this woman's inclusion in our list except...Duh.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 3.39.01 PM.png29. Absalom, Biblical Figure
At the time, King David's song was considered the most handsome man in Israel but apparently he was also a shithead. He had raped concubines and tried to steal his father's kingdom but, hey, this isn't a "100 most moral people" list so he makes the cut. 

Jane_Fonda.jpg28. Jane Fonda, Actor and Activist
Could have hung her entire legacy on her performance (and hair) in Klute, but Jane Fonda has remained a bastion of smart, tough superstardom for over 50 years.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.39.22 PM.png27. Joe Manganiello, Actor
When it comes to muscles there really has never been a bigger hunk of churning funk than Joe M!

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 3.19.18 PM.png26. Elizabeth Taylor, Actress
Lavender eyes, double eyelashes: Liz Taylor was a gorgeous mutant whose brow game was better than Brooke or Cara's.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 3.44.38 PM.png25. Henry Cavill, Actor
Yeah, you may know him as Superman but if you want to truly understand the ungodly hotness of Henry Cavill, just watch Showtime's old series, The Tudors. Trust. us.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 2.49.25 PM.png24. Lauren Bacall, Actress
Kitty boo boo realness.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.40.10 PM.png23. John Abraham, Bollywood Star
This Bollywood superstar can't seem to keep his shirt (and sometimes his pants) on in his movies. And we're not complaining.

Frida_Kahlo.jpg22. Frida Kahlo, Artist
A defiant, unconventional beauty (in her own words, a "fucking wonder") lightyears before her time.

Mick-Jagger-photo-22.jpg21. Mick Jagger, Musician
You just want to punch his stupid face, it's so perfect. 

Desperately-Seeking-Susan_Madonna_sunglasses-top1.jpg20. Madonna, Musician
Madonna is a pop myth made real who deserves to be worshipped every day of our miserable lives. She is living a dream. She is THE dream. Italians do it better.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.40.39 PM.png19. Benedict Cumberbatch, Actor
Look at this sleek, uncannily beautiful specimen. This is what we will all look like in a millennium or two, if we don't snuff ourselves out first.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.40.57 PM.png18. Sharon Tate, Actress
The only woman who ever left Warren Beatty. Now that's hot. 

BFA_9355_1114171.jpg17. Tyson Beckford, Model
He's a five-star fusion restaurant of incredible good looks (and incredible abs).

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.41.20 PM.png16. Julie Christie, Actress
The only woman who ever left Warren Beatty. Now that's hot.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 3.20.44 PM.png15. David Bowie, Musician
 Boys in makeup speak to us on such a deep level of sexiness.  

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.41.42 PM.png14. Kerry Washington, Actress
Her face is achingly, perfectly symmetrical and we just want to scream and fall down every time she does that annoying mouth quiver shit on Scandal. It still gets us every time.

large_a_hard_days_night_blu-ray4.jpg13. Young George Harrison, Musician
He looked like a mod little wolf. So hot. He is the hottest Beatle and you are straight trippin' if you disagree. 

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 3.20.56 PM.png12. Maharani Gayatri Devi, Princess/Politician
If we could go back in time and be reincarnated as someone else -- this stunning Indian princess-turned-politician might be it.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.42.19 PM.png11. Usher, Musician
Usher will definitely go down as one of the hottest performers of all time because every R&B dude who can slightly dance is only a mere imitation of him. I've also heard that his butt is great. Respect. 

PJ_Harvey.jpg10. PJ Harvey, Musician
Who knew that howling existential and political angst could be this heart-stoppingly sexy?

BFA_9344_1113145.jpg9. Nacho Figueras, Polo Player
Honestly, what's hotter than a tall, dark and handsome Argentine guy on a horse, wearing tight white pants? Nothing.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 2.45.39 PM.png8. Solange Knowles, Musician
Hotness-wise, Solange > Beyoncé. Solange's afro makes us feel things that Beyoncé wouldn't even understand.

Harrison_Ford2.jpg7. Harrison Ford, Actor
His deltoids alone qualify him for this list, and his white-hot fusion of goofiness and inner pain seal the deal.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.43.04 PM.png6. Kim Kardashian, Reality Star
Kim Kardashian is a cartoon princess. She is hyper-feminine, has a shape, has tits and an ass, and doesn't really give a fuck what you think about her. Do you even butt?

Buster-Keaton-with-a-puppy-in-his-pocket.jpg5. Buster Keaton, Actor
Those eyes. That puppy in his pocket. He is a pin-up boy for scrappy-hot.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 3.21.30 PM.png4. Catherine Deneuve, Actress
There are way too many corny French wine/cheese jokes to make here but suffice to say, Ms. Deneuve only gets better with age.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 2.31.30 PM.png3. JFK Jr., Scion/Magazine Publisher
He is hot New England Americana personified and had the unique ability to make rollerblading look incredibly sexy.

Screen Shot 2015-02-13 at 6.43.30 PM.png2. Helen of Troy, Babe from Antiquity
How many ships has your face launched?

idris-elba-details-magazine-august-2014-bn-movies-tv-bellanaija-com-05-456x600.jpg1. Idris Elba, Actor
The definition of a "hottie with a body." Period.

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