Dancing With The Stars recently announced their Season 14 line-up and other than Jaleel White (a.k.a. Urkel), the cast leaves a little to be desired. That got the wheels a' turning in the PAPERMAG offices and we daydreamed about what would happen if PAPER cast the next season.
Herewith, we present to you Dancing With the PAPER Stars:
1. Andre Saraiva
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2. Amanda Lepore
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3. Johnny Knoxville
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4. Beth Ditto
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5. Michael Musto
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6. Pee-wee Herman
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7. Lynn Yaeger
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8. John Waters
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9. Lady Bunny
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10. Brad Goreski
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11. Joey Arias
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12. Chloë Sevigny
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Herewith, we present to you Dancing With the PAPER Stars:
1. Andre Saraiva
2. Amanda Lepore
3. Johnny Knoxville
4. Beth Ditto
5. Michael Musto
6. Pee-wee Herman
7. Lynn Yaeger
8. John Waters
9. Lady Bunny
10. Brad Goreski
11. Joey Arias
12. Chloë Sevigny
