Last night, champion of chopped salads Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance on The Tonight Show to ruin everything that we love.
The segment starts with announcer Steve Higgins imploring us to "forget everything we know about rap music," which in hindsight serves as a cautionary warning for Paltrow's cringe-worthy performance to come. The lifestyle guru teamed up with host Jimmy Fallon to sing Drake's "Started From the Bottom," Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" and Big Sean's "IDFWU" as Broadway showtunes -- and the result is not good. Watch Gwyneth Paltrow take the joy out of normally enjoyable music, above.