There's a reason why cats aren't rappers. And that reason is because they're cats. As demonstrated by El-P's hilariously futile attempt to audition feline friends for the catastic remix of Run The Jewels 2, cats don't really like doing much of anything, outside of laying down and rubbing their butts up against things. In the video, below, El-P previews a few tracks for some of Brooklyn's finest shelter cats to spit on -- but most don't bite. While it's great that he's trying to get local, underground talent on the album, let's face it, most cats don't have what it takes to become Internet famous. Someone needs to start another Kickstarter to get Lil Bub on the Meow The Jewels, ASAP.
[via MassAppeal]