Men: If your sexts to random girls who you've met on Tinder include imagery that even Sasha Grey finds appalling, THIS IS YOUR INTERVENTION.
Machinima ETC teamed up with Sasha Grey for the latest installment of their "Creepy Text Theatre" series. To promote her upcoming Internet-centric thriller, Open Windows, co-starring Elijah Wood, the former adult actress bravely reads through the worst of the worst dick-referencing pickup lines, above, and the results are hilarious.
And men, for the record, any pun involving the word "Uranus" = NO.