Morgan Freeman went on the Tonight Show last night and Jimmy Fallon convinced him to do an interview while on helium. We'd still let him narrate the March of the Penguins. [via Tonight Show]
Your deeply weird Internet zen koan of the day: "you could stop at five or six stores...or just one." [via F Yeah Dementia]
Peep a rare video of Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch's old, pre-SNL comedy show that ran at Second City and UCB. [via Splitsider]
Get 'em while they're hawt. [via F You No F Me]
The queen photobombed two Australian athletes' selfie. Awesome. [via HuffPo UK]
Presented without comment: Chinese cabbage pin-up girls. [via Laughing Squid]
<3 my BFF Bort. [via Pleated Jeans]
Just hold on, we're going home. [via F Yeah Dementia]
Does this Guy Fieri cake come in Donkey Sauce flavor? [via Rats Off]
Happy Friday, y'all! [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]