Nonchalantly sporting gold-rimmed sunglasses by The Row and dripping in YSL, Mary-Kate and Ashley look funeral-chic and amazingly bored on the Metropolitan Opera's 2011 red carpet.
Lesson learned: Always look unenthused and always dress to depress
Black lace, black strappy heels, black sunglasses, black lace, black brocade, black bows, and black tights.
Lesson learned: Black.
The Olsen Twins look like serious business executives in these floor-length vintage gowns. Although these are not the most flattering silhouettes for their small frames, we love anything that dances on the verge of a costume, especially at the Met Ball.
Lesson Learned: Always dress at least 30 years older than your age.