Today, The Onion launched its new website, Clickhole -- a so-genius-it-make-you-angry parody of the Buzzfeed-type quizzes and list-articles that you've seen and done a thousand times (if you were wondering which Disney Princess I am, I'm Jasmine). The site - in a genius move of self-reference - is prominently sponsored by Jack Link's Beef Jerky. It all adds up to be the classic Onion cross-section between comedy and pointed social-commentary. With the recent trend of blatant click-baiting sites like Upworthy et. al. scorching across email chains and Facebook threads, it was only a matter of time before The Onion put their spin on it. Now start clicking. You'll never believe what happens next. Yay ad-revenue!
7 Pricks Who Defied The Odds And Didn't Go Into Finance
Bro pound to the assholes who don't work in FiDi! (Am I an asshole for calling it FiDi? Who cares, just click it!)
16 Pictures Of Beyoncé Where She's Not Sinking In Quicksand
Beyoncé would still look amazing even if she was slowly being suffocated by quicksand. Keep clicking!
Quiz: Is Your Dad Proud Of You?
L.O.L.! It's true! MORE CLICKING NOW.
10 Hilarious Chairs That Think They're People
Who doesn't love chairs?! I know I do! Ha ha! DON'T YOU FUCKING STOP CLICKING. WE DRINK FROM THE POISONOUS AD-REVENUE MAMMARY GLAND. IT SUSTAINS US.
Yep. He Went There.
No way! Wow, no he did not! Can you believe it? You'd better not! NOW GO BACK TO THE HOMEPAGE AND CLICK SOME MORE I SWEAR TO GOD OR ELSE.