Best Way to Occupy the Time You Were Already Going to Spend Staring at Beyonce: This Beyonce GIF game. It allows you to ogle at various incarnations of Queen B under the pretext of game play. Flawless. -- Katy Miller
Worst New Breakfast Item of the Week: Taco Bell's "waffle taco." I have to admit, a waffle taco SOUNDS AWESOME but according to Vice, eating it "makes you question everything wrong you've done in your life that got you to this point." -- Gabby Bess
Best Photo of the Week: This collage of makeup test snapshots of Amy Poehler during her UCB days. -- Abby SchreiberBest Australian Thing We Saw All Week: This clip of a nice Australian man trying to take his goat friend, Gary, to the park. -- Tucker Chet Markus
Best Tutorial of the Week: How to ugly cry like Beyoncé. Queen Bey got emotional during her last show on the Mrs. Cater tour but she still managed looked amazing through the tears. As it turns out, the art of the perfect ugly cry can be broken down to a simple equation: 60% lips and "at least 15% intensely furrowed brow." Combine with a dramatic statement and a quivering chin to achieve an award-winning ugly cry. -- G.B.Best Viral Video of the Week: This man's BASE jump off of NYC's Freedom Tower. I'M GONNA TRY THIS RIGHT NOW BUT INSTEAD OF THE FREEDOM TOWER I'M GOING OUT OUR OFFICE WINDOW AND INSTEAD OF A PARACHUTE I'M USING AN UPSIDE-DOWN TRASH BAG HERE I GO! -- TCM
Biggest Backstreet Boys-Spice Girls Collaboration Tour of the Week Tease: This one. You're tearin' up my heart. Don't tease us like this, Brian. -- TCMAdorable American Kid of the Week: This little guy. Nothing cuter than tiny children saying bad words. -- TCM
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Best Tweet About Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's 'Conscious Uncoupling': This one. ZING. -- A.S.
Best Tweet About Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's 'Conscious Uncoupling': This one. ZING. -- A.S.Adorable Russian Kid of the Week: This girl. My Russian is a little rusty but I believe she is arguing against the unlawful annexation of the admittedly majority ethnically-Russian Crimean peninsula by the bumptious and corrupt Putin administration. That is so cute! -- TCM