For reasons we can't possibly fathom, someone decided to make a rom-com called Jewtopia about a non-Jewish dude who wants to marry a Jewish woman ("Because I never want to make another decision for as long as I live") and lies about being Jewish. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie-Lynn Sigler are in it and...oh god, we don't know, we're just as confused and irritated as you are. [via Jezebel]
ICYMI: Bill Nye is on Dancing With the Stars and as this clip of him spastically dancing to "Weird Science" proves, it's amazing/a little creepy. [via PopSci]
That's Zooey Deschanel's character in 500 Webs of Summer, right? [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
Sesame Street-induced swoon alert: while this isn't a level-10 swoon like when bearded Jon Hamm taught us about sculptures, slightly stiff Henry Cavill teaching Elmo and the Big Bad Wolf about respect is still pretty dreamy. [via Jezebel]
Thanks for the instructions, we needed that. [via mlkshk]
This is our dream cake. [via Rats Off]
Here's a compendium of the best Vines made by/starring children. These little guys are pretty talented. [via Jezebel]
We're wearing these every day. [via The Clearly Dope]