Welcome to our new series "Celebrities! How Similar to Us They Are," a surrealist send-up of celebrity weekly's' "Stars Are Just Like Us!" features. Each installment is written by Eli Yudin and Carey O'Donnell (of the very hilarious twitter account @NotTildaSwinton and our Real Housewives of New Jersey recaps) and illustrations are by Isabel Alcantara. Join us below to see Alec Baldwin get into an argument with his own reflection.
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Mariah Carey milled around the parking lot of an abandoned Steak and Ale.
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Alec Baldwin got into a heated debate with his own reflection.
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Harrison Ford held his head underwater off the dock of a marina.
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Vince Vaughn jumped his moped over Owen Wilson.
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Angelina Jolie shadowed a Pier 1 Imports manager without her permission.
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Stephen King hid in the bathroom of a Burger King, jumping out at people.
Mariah Carey milled around the parking lot of an abandoned Steak and Ale.
Alec Baldwin got into a heated debate with his own reflection.
Harrison Ford held his head underwater off the dock of a marina.
Vince Vaughn jumped his moped over Owen Wilson.
Angelina Jolie shadowed a Pier 1 Imports manager without her permission.
Stephen King hid in the bathroom of a Burger King, jumping out at people.