Welcome to our new series "Celebrities! How Similar to Us They Are," a surrealist send-up of celebrity weekly's' "Stars Are Just Like Us!" features. Each installment is written by Eli Yudin and Carey O'Donnell (of the very hilarious twitter account @NotTildaSwinton and our Real Housewives of New Jersey recaps) and illustrations are by Isabel Alcantara. Join us below to see Gordon Ramsay try to take over his local Goodwill.
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Sofia Vergara stared at her own Pepsi ad on a city street, saying "That looks just like me!" to passersby.
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Zooey Deschanel laid in the middle of Sunset Blvd, coyly shaking her head when asked to move.
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Tom Cruise smashed a bird house at a flea market that he felt was threatening him.
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Bill Maher walked into Pinkberry and asked every customer "Really?" repeatedly until removed.
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Adele wore a cloak while holding a lantern on a small boat in the middle of a foggy lake at night.
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Gordon Ramsay tried to forcibly take ownership of a Goodwill.
Sofia Vergara stared at her own Pepsi ad on a city street, saying "That looks just like me!" to passersby.
Zooey Deschanel laid in the middle of Sunset Blvd, coyly shaking her head when asked to move.
Tom Cruise smashed a bird house at a flea market that he felt was threatening him.
Bill Maher walked into Pinkberry and asked every customer "Really?" repeatedly until removed.
Adele wore a cloak while holding a lantern on a small boat in the middle of a foggy lake at night.
Gordon Ramsay tried to forcibly take ownership of a Goodwill.