We don't know who this man is, but he's got some sweet, sweet moves and a cute, furry dance partner. [via Death and Taxes]
BuzzFeed went to Richard Simmons' dance studio and challenged him to sit still for 60 seconds while upbeat, exercise-ready music was playing. We've never seen Simmons look so pained. [via Queerty]
Oooh, Entertainment Weekly got a little sassy on Tumblr. [via EW]
This "Mommy May Lose Her Schmidt" system makes us feel so much more secure as we go about our day-to-day lives. [via knusprig.titten.hitler]
Seems about right. [via 
Can't...handle...mind...exploding... [via This supercut of SNL cast members breaking character will make you laugh harder than Bill Hader trying to get through "The Californians." [via Uproxx]
The good people of NBC re-imagined Parks and Rec as a horror movie/thriller. Who knew Leslie Knope could actually be an evil mastermind? [via Uproxx]
We'll be dreaming of this till dinner time. [via mlkshk]
The new Morning Funnies motto. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]