Coolest Drummer of the Week: This mystery grandma drummer, who just strolled into a drum shop, ripped it up on a set, and then peaced. We love you, Grandma Drummer, whoever you are! -- Elizabeth Thompson
Most Beautiful/Upsetting Music Video We Watched All Week: CocoRosie's video for "Child Bride." -- Abby Schreiber
Best Tumblr of the Week: Posing DJs. DJ Chef is my fav. -- E.T.
Best Reason to Envy a Chair: Its proximity to Rahm Emanuel's strangely enticing dancing/air humping moves to "Blurred Lines" at the Taste of Chicago. -- A.S.
Animal We Discovered This Week That We'd Like to Nominate to Dethrone the Cat As the Official Mascot of the Internet: the micro pig. Just imagine all those cute little oinking squeals coming from a creature who fits in your palm! -- A.S.
Best Mash-Up of Songs By Two Guys Who Kinda Freak Us Out: Girl Talk's mash-up of Kanye's "Black Skinhead" and Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People." It's demonic, makes us feel like there might be bugs crawling on us and is ultimately awesome. -- A.S.
Best Image We Saw All Week That Will Make the Skies Open and Tears of Blood From FOMO-Obsessed Instagrammers Rain Down: this photo on Twitter taken by baker Dominique Ansel showing him bringing his cronut creation into the MoMA rain room. Gothamist points out for regular schmucks like us, the recreation of such an image would require 12 hours. -- A.S.
Best Image We Saw All Week That Will Make the Skies Open and Tears of Blood From FOMO-Obsessed Instagrammers Rain Down: this photo on Twitter taken by baker Dominique Ansel showing him bringing his cronut creation into the MoMA rain room. Gothamist points out for regular schmucks like us, the recreation of such an image would require 12 hours. -- A.S.