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Yep, The Canyons Is Going to Be Bad in the Best Way Possible


The trailer for the trainwreck/best movie of the decade The Canyons is here and it looks as hideously acted and trashy as any Lifetime movie -- or, you know, as dramatic as the actual making of The Canyons. Through the shades of X Pro II-esque lighting, dubstep and some freshman lit meta-commentary on Lindsay Lohan's life (Lohan's character on movies: "Maybe it's just not my thing any more"; Lohan's character on everyone staying out of her business: "I guess I'd like to keep some parts of my life private.") emerges a bare-bones sketch of a storyline about how James Deen's character makes porn and Lohan's character maybe feels conflicted about that or something. Only one thing is certain: there will be a PAPER field-trip to see The Canyons when it opens on August 2nd and everyone is invited.

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