Welcome to our new series "Celebrities! How Similar to Us They Are," a
surrealist send-up of celebrity weekly's' "Stars Are Just Like Us!"
features. Each installment is written by Eli Yudin and Carey O'Donnell (of the very hilarious twitter account @NotTildaSwinton and our Real Housewives of New Jersey recaps) and illustrations are by Isabel Alcantara. Join us below for an introduction to Ryan Reynolds' alchemy for children.
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John Goodman drains a mall fountain with his mouth.
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Clik here to view.Ryan Reynolds demonstrates alchemy for children.
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Clik here to view.Leonardo DiCaprio guest lectures a class on the detailed history of Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Clik here to view.Wesley Snipes uproots a tree. "You don't understand!" he screams.
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Clik here to view.Sarah Jessica Parker inquires about a book at Barnes & Noble using only the clanking of her bones to communicate.
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Channing Tatum clutches a smaller version of himself he calls "Lil' Me" close to his breast at the club.
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John Goodman drains a mall fountain with his mouth.Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Ryan Reynolds demonstrates alchemy for children.Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Leonardo DiCaprio guest lectures a class on the detailed history of Leonardo DiCaprio.Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Wesley Snipes uproots a tree. "You don't understand!" he screams.Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Sarah Jessica Parker inquires about a book at Barnes & Noble using only the clanking of her bones to communicate.Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Channing Tatum clutches a smaller version of himself he calls "Lil' Me" close to his breast at the club.
