Fashion Trend We Didn't See Coming But Are Now Mildly Intrigued By: Home Depot threads and accessories. -- Abby Schreiber
Best Coverline: "The Feminist Lobby: What Else Do Women Want," as seen on the March 1985 issue of Playboy at a Jersey City vintage store. -- Jonah Wolf
Best Cute, Tiny Animal That Maybe Evolved Into Whales: the Chevrotain. Look at those little things! -- Max Kessler
Best Breakfast Pastry We're Really Fucking Sick of Reading About: Cronuts. Enough already! God! -- Elizabeth ThompsonDinner Date This Week We Most Wished We Could've Crashed: Gloria Steinem and Katie Holmes' -- apparently the Toledo, Ohio natives were having a tête a tête at Greenwich Village's newish Carbone restaurant. Wonder what they talked about? -- A.S.
Best Office Find: The Katy Perry "Ur So Gay" 12" single. -- J.W.Grossest Candy Product We Just Heard About: Breast milk-flavored lollipops. -- A.S.
Best Sign That the BBC Has No Fucks to Give: they're making their own Elizabeth Taylor-Richard Burton biopic and it stars a nearly unrecognizable Helena Bonham Carter (above) as Taylor. -- M.K.Best Fish Taco Recipe from Last Weekend's New York Times Magazine That We Keep Telling Ourselves We're Going to Make This Summer and Probably Won't: This fish taco recipe. -- E.T.
Weirdest G-List Celebrity Who Started Doing Gay Porn: Nathaniel Marshall, who was on Adam Lambert's season and "made the top 36." -- M.K.