Welcome to our new series "Celebrities! How Similar to Us They Are," a surrealist send-up of celebrity weekly's' "Stars Are Just Like Us!" features. Each installment is written by Eli Yudin and Carey O'Donnell (of the very hilarious twitter account @NotTildaSwinton and our Real Housewives of New Jersey recaps) and illustrations are by Isabel Alcantara. Join us below as we puzzle over what's in Vince Vaughn's mailbox.
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Gwyneth Paltrow lets her children JUDGE THE TASTE of raw meats at her local butcher!
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Blake Lively POKES a bees' nest with a stick, while catching up with Chloe Morëtz on the phone!
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Vince Vaughn POSTS UP near a mailbox. "What do you think's in there!?" he asks passersby.
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Taylor Swift HIDES INSIDE the sidewalk cracks outside Umami Burger, thanking her fans.
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George Clooney SLAPS A WET MOP against the floor at Chipotle. "That sound gives ya chills, don't it?" he chuckles to himself.
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Will Smith CAUGHT! checking into the W Hotel under the name "Hark Wheatley," carrying 14 bottles of hot mustard.
Gwyneth Paltrow lets her children JUDGE THE TASTE of raw meats at her local butcher!
Blake Lively POKES a bees' nest with a stick, while catching up with Chloe Morëtz on the phone!
Vince Vaughn POSTS UP near a mailbox. "What do you think's in there!?" he asks passersby.
Taylor Swift HIDES INSIDE the sidewalk cracks outside Umami Burger, thanking her fans.
George Clooney SLAPS A WET MOP against the floor at Chipotle. "That sound gives ya chills, don't it?" he chuckles to himself.
Will Smith CAUGHT! checking into the W Hotel under the name "Hark Wheatley," carrying 14 bottles of hot mustard.