News Pundit Most Outraged By Nemo the Blizzard: Touré. -- Elizabeth Thompson Best Reason to Be Stuck Outside In the Cold: Martin Scorsese's last-minute decision to film the New York Review of Books's fiftieth anniversary delayed the whole event. -- Jonah Wolf
Biggest Fashion Schedule change: Marc Jacobs showing Thursday night! -- Mickey Boardman
Best Career Move: Vanilla Ice's foray into lighting. -- Abby SchreiberBest Punk-Rock Pilgrimage: the Joey Ramone auction at Bowery Electric. -- JW
Best PR Backfire: Beyoncé's publicist asking Buzzfeed to take their 'unflattering photos' down. -- ET
Best Slow Transformation Into the Girl From Roxette (sorry girl from Roxette): Ethan Hawke. -- ET