1. The new "experimental and minimal" album by Phoenix is called "Bankrupt!" and it's coming out in April.
2. Shreddie Mercury, The Golden Pony and Chemicals of Creation are at DL (95 Delancey Street) tonight, January 17. It's FREE before midnight with an RSVP here.
3. "Winter," an exhibitition of new works by Tyler Dobson opens on January 23, 6 to 8 p.m., at 47 Canal Street Gallery (47 Canal Street, second floor) and runs until February 24. He's a Pratt grad living and working in Brooklyn.
4. Still waiting.
5. "Further evidence crabs and other crustaceans feel pain" + "Twenty-five food trends for 2013" = Ignore number twenty.