Kate Middleton's official portrait-meets-botched Jesus fresco. [via I'm With Kanye]
...like a villain. [via Coin Farts]For all those who were titillated by the recent Times Magazine article about Lindsay Lohan and the shooting of Bret Easton Ellis' The Canyons, here's a preview clip that seems to show the key scene referenced in the piece in which porn star James Deen roughs up Lindsay's character, Tara. [via Vulture]
We'd read that. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]
On a related note, we'd watch that. [via Pleated Jeans]
Wuttt?!? Cher is apparently developing a sixties-era Hollywood-themed show for Logo. Hope it takes off. [via Jezebel]
In case you're still bummed R. Kelly's Love Letter Cruise got cancelled or already itching to go back to the high seas after jamming to Girl Talk and tasting James Murphy's wine recommendations during the Coachella Cruise, here's a new one to check out: Mark McGrath is hosting his own cruise and hoping that that all that 90s nostalgia you feel for Sonic Youth, Nirvana, X-Girl etc. will eventually translate into pangs for Smash Mouth and Sugar Ray. In addition to those two bands mentioned above, we hear the boat will also feature Cracker, Spin Doctors, Gin Blossoms and more. Don't wait to book your cabin! [via Uproxx]
While you were busy watching Brooklyn girls on Girls -- or watching Brooklyn girls on Girls win a few Golden Globes -- a real-life Brooklyn girl became the next Miss America. She lives in Park Slope. (And, no, she did not wear a vintage one-piece from Beacon's Closet for the swimsuit competition, in case you were wondering.) [via Shift]
Dig a young John Waters. [via The Dorsey Shaw Experience] And now, please allow Gary Busey to be your Hobbit spirit guide during this somewhat rambling -- yet no less informative -- discussion in which he describes how hobbits wear "cockroaches in their hair" and have "wide underwear." [The Busey Zone via Bunny Food]