Playing Matchmaker for Prince Harry

With all the spotlight-hogging brouhaha created by the pregnancy of the Duchess of Cambridge, we thought we'd take the opportunity to try and set up Prince Harry with some appropriate (and some maybe not so appropriate) possible spouses.

 
Princess Maria Annunciata of Liechtenstein

We might as well start off with a real bonafide princess! Maria Annunciata is doubly royal being the daughter of Prince Nikolaus of Liechtenstein and Princess Margaretha of Luxembourg. The royal-royal is also super sexy and has a hot sister named Marie-Astrid. Plus, her hunky brother, Prince Josef-Emanuel, is 23 and a member of the Irish Guards, the soldiers who troop the color with the Queen of England. So there you go.
Matchability score: 9 out of 10 tiaras
 
 Augusta von Preussen
Although she's officially a Princess of Prussia, Augusta was born in London and grew up in England. Her grandmother was a Guinness and her paternal aunt Antonia, Marchioness of Douro, is married to the heir to the Duke of Wellington. She has two adorable sisters Beatrice and Florence and a brother Nicholas. In England they use the last name von Preussen (of Prussia). In layman's terms: She knows how to party serious and she's the kind of girl you can bring home to the palace.
Matchability score: 8 out of 10 tiaras.

 

Tatiana Mountbatten
Tatiana, daughter of the Marquess of Milford Haven, is a distant distant cousin of Harry's. So, yeah, this match might be a little bit gross. But, on the plus side, she's hot, English and familiar with the royal family, so she would theoretically fit right in.
Matchability score: 6 out of 10 tiaras

 

Emma Watson
There's something about a Grace Kelly moment that really speaks to us, and if Harry is going to go there he might as well choose the adorable Emma Watson. Think of the publicity and opportunities for really terrible merch!
Matchability score: 8 out of 10 tiaras
 

Zayn from One Direction
What would be more modern than gay marriage in the royal family? The Queen could give Harry and Zayn a title that works for two men: A Duke's spouse is a Duchess and an Earl's spouse is a Countess so Harry and Zayn can be the Earl and Count of Balmoral. They could have a baby like the gays on The New Normal but with an appropriately aristocratic surrogate and better writing.
Matchability score: 12 out of 10 tiaras