1) Meet Murp, the cutest little sister-brother death metal band ever. (An assumption we feel pretty confident about.) Here they are performing "Zombie Skin." Their dad's playing guitar. [Gawker]
2) Ever wonder how they clean the Guggenheim? This is how! [NYTimes via Gallerist]
3) For all of your Autumnal Type 2 diabetes needs: Candy Corn Oreos are coming out next week and will be sold exclusively at Target for a limited time. [HuffPo]
4) Hell's Kitchen restaurant Da Marino Ristorante Italiano is repping NYC in Cintas' search for America's Best Bathroom. That's the the bathroom above. Pretty nice, pretty nice. Vote here! [Via Gothamist]5) Phew. Macaulay Culkin is apparently not, in fact, at death's door, but making art featuring the cast of Seinfeld nude (among other intriguing imagery) with his friends Toby Goodshank and Adam Green as "3MB Collective." They have a group show at Le Poisson Rouge on September 13th. [Flavorwire]
6) Neil Armstrong will receive a burial at sea. [ShortformBlog]
7) F. Scott Fitzgerald is buried in a cemetery that's "next to a highway between strip malls and train tracks" in suburban D.C. [NPR]8) Here's episode 1 of comedy web series Yasmin, featuring the wacky adventures of a Canadian heiress living off her inheritance in Williamsburg. Here, she meets a gentleman at a Bushwick art show and takes in some performance art that features Go-Gurt and whiskey. (Thanks Alexis)