If you missed Bill Clinton's speech at the DNC last night, this is basically what happened. [via Earl Dax] Speaking of which, watch Mitt Romney look like an idiot talking to a gay veteran. [via Upworthy]
Here's Eva Longoria (kind of erotically?) stroking Jessica Alba's arm at the Democratic National Convention. [via BuzzFeed]
Talan from Laguna Beach, for whom we always had a soft-spot, got busted for a DUI. [via Radar Online]
Mmm... Sweaty Man-Ass... [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]
41 swagz -- not too shabby. [via Penis Police]
Rabbit errands. [via Imgur] 
Switcharoo. [via Strange and Unprepared] 
Sawry. [via Kawaiians]
Vanny DeVito, courtesy of Hanksy. Any relation to Jennifer Vaniston? [via HuffPo]
Weezer is planning to launch a summer camp. [via NME]
James Franco's former film professor is suing him for defamation. Apparently Franco repeatedly talked smack about him in interviews. The professor told the Post: "Whoever was in Clint Eastwood's chair at the Republican National
Convention was more present than Mr. Franco was in my classes."
Apparently, President Rutherford B. Hayes' wife Lucy Webb Hayes likes to eat centipedes. [via Elizabeth Gumport]
Extreme drop crotch jeans courtesy of designer Adele Fado. [via Laughing Squid]
Aaaand... that park is The Highline. [via the Whoa!]The worst (best?) Family Feud answers in the show's history. "Nekkid grandma!!" [via The Clearly Dope]