Oscar-nominated actress, and Gwyneth Paltrow's dear friend, Kate Hudson, is rumored to be "seeing" Nick Jonas.
In case you're reading this in a Panera bread right and feel awash in an overwhelming sense of "This news truly has no impact on me while I slurp my broccoli cheddar soup," stay with me.
While it's totally lame to feel offended by their 13 year age gap in 2015, it is CERTAINLY fine to feel offended by where their first "low-key" date was...
...Disneyworld.
Yes, TMZ maintains that Kate and Nick were seen canoodling around the Magic Kingdom, and even "coordinated" in white T-shirts. Ew.
Later that night, Kate attended the ab-heavy Jo Bro's set at the House of Blues in Orlando.
Imagine Kate bobbing her head to "Jealous" backstage with a glass of white wine in her hand.
On Friday, Kate was head-to-toe in denim, as the twosome reportedly"went clubbin' in NYC.
Kate's having some fun post-split (from fiancee/Muse frontman Matt Bellamy), and anyone could certainly support her journey with Nick.
They're both gorgeous, and probably clank their hip bones together and laugh and laugh. So, good for them.
But it's still random AF.
Let's look back at some other of our favorite ephemeral celeb pairings of the past few years, dispersing as fast as a dandelion in an October gust.
5. Kaley Cuoco and Henry Cavill
-In early 2014, Kaley Cuoco-No Longer-Sweeting and Man of Steel's Henry Cavill held hands and walked around LA while she wore an unfortunate cheetah print, to the dismay of women and gay men everywhere. Thankfully, the tryst was 10 days.
Then she got married to Ryan Sweeting, and then they got divorced.Then she turned to horseback riding for comfort.
4. Johnny Depp and Ellen Barkin.
-The two dated briefly in 1994...right before he started a two year relationship with Kate Moss.
While both are 100% out of Johnny's league, a Barkin/Depp union just makes perfect sense to me.
3. Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong.
-In 2007, Olsen (then 21) was seen tongue-kissing the defamed cyclist and adulterer (and Kate Hudson's ex!) at a bar in New York.
We're sure Ashley replied with a "Who's this?" after Lance enthusiastically texted her the next day to hang again.
2. Moby and Natalie Portman.
-Oh word.
1. Oprah and Roger Ebert
-O and Roger went on two dates when they were first starting out in Chicago. I just hope they got to power-fuck at least ONCE.
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"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet, to go over everything," she continues.
And the world cried out, "YES, YES WE WOULD, ADELE. WE HAVE A LOT OF NOTES."
She got married to her beau, Simon Konecki, had a baby boy (Angelo), 
Oh hey, Anderson!
Listen to Adele's teaser below, and don't worry about getting teary at work; I'm right there with you. 
It's now Jesse Malin's bar Niagara (above), but in the early 80s this was A7 -- NYC hardcore heaven or, if you'd prefer, hell. Everybody from Bad Brains to Minor Threat played at this notorious den of mayhem at the corner of Avenue A and 7th Street. The spot recently lived-up to its notoriety when Jimmy Fallon
As Barry Manilow said, the Copacabana was once "the hottest spot north of Havana." Opened in the '40s with big bands and chorus girls, it became a stage for the Rat Pack in the '50s and a mecca for Motown and salsa aficionados. Susanne Bartsch moved her weekly party up to the East 60th Street location in the late '80s. Above, it's the now-shuttered restaurant Rouge Tomate. -- G.P.
The Stonewall (above) is still open down in the Village at 53 Christopher Street, so make sure to check it out before it too disappears. It opened in 1967, and the riots that brought it infamy took place in June of 1969. -- G.P.
If you were a member if this "private" club, you had a tiny wrench attached to your key chain that you showed to the doorman and walked up a long ramp to the cavernous, second floor dancefloor of the Paradise Garage. This is what it looked like from the outside -- and still does today, but I'll bet you won't be hearing Gwen Guthrie coming through the walls if you stroll by on Saturday night. Opened in 1977 and closed in 1987.-- G.P.
This is the boardroom of the third incarnation of Andy Warhol's "Factory" on the corner of 17th Street and Broadway. He moved his base of operations there in the early 70s, from the Decker Building on the west side of Union Square. The last "Factory" was on East 33nd Street, next door to PAPER's current office.-- G.P.
I never went to William Burroughs'"Bunker," but I've heard stories -- usually involving lots of drugs. (If you're curious, check out Barry Miles fantastic bio.) This (above) is supposedly pretty much what his bedroom looked like back in the day. The address is 222 Bowery on the LES in the gym of what had been a YMCA, where he lived on-and-off through the 70s before moving to Kansas in '81. John Giorno took it over in '97 when Burroughs died. -- G.P.
Here's the front door to a two-story building at 57 Great Jones Street that was once the studio/home of Jean-Michel Basquiat. My office at Profile Records was just down the block, and he came by one day with a mangled royalty check for "Beat Bop" that didn't survive the laundry and needed to be re-issued. The space was actually owned by Andy Warhol, but Basquiat lived there until he died in August of 1988 -- one year after Andy. -- G.P.
The Kitchen on West 19th Street is one of NYC's most acclaimed, non-profit arts organizations and it's been around since 1971. It started in the kitchen of the Mercer Arts Center, but moved out in 1973 when that building collapsed on the night of August 3. Here's a shot of their second space at 59 Wooster Street where they were located until 1986. -- G.P.
