1) Listen to Phoenix's new single, "Entertainment." (via)
2) Has Honey Boo Boo's Uncle "Poodle" been circulating naked pictures on Grindr? (TMZ, photo by Pete Markham on Flickr)
3) 20 years ago, MTV News interviewed St. John's University students (and a librarian) for their opinions on Nirvana's to-be-released album In Utero. Choice quote: "A lot of the lyrics I thought were just thrown in. They could have deeper meaning, I tried to analyze them, but some of these lyrics...I think if I was stoned when I listened to it I might have liked it better. But I don't do that anymore." (via)
4) Mississippi has finally ratified the thirteenth amendment, thanks to one citizen's viewing of Lincoln.
5) Burger King's official Twitter account was hacked today by hip-hop fans.
6) Photographer Tamara Staples's remarkable chicken portraits. (Behold)
We've been there. [via 
Thom Yorke did an AMA on Reddit and it's full of crazy, cryptic responses to straightforward questions. Our favorite is when he was asked how he became comfortable singing in front of others: "my formative years involved finding no-one else to sing the songs. so doing it myself. and singing into a bucket, but thats another story. stanley donwood has a kind of vibrator on his shoulder right now." [via 
Seriously -- poor Michelle. [via 
We couldn't agree more, Jimmy. [via 
We'd watch that. [via 
We really don't like how much people hate on Sarah Jessica Parker (she's had our hearts since Hocus Pocus) but her new cover of Harper's Bazaar is...not great. Why did they Photoshop her that way?? [via 
Robin Givhan 
A pregnant Kim Kardashian covers DuJour magazine. It's her first pregnant photo shoot, but probably far from her last. [via 
Love the new Adidas Originals x Opening Ceremony sneakers. [via 
The Tom Ford show was a crazy "Cross Cultural Multi Ethnic" show and 
Lanvin opened its first standalone men's store in the US, and it's only a few doors down from their women's store on Madison avenue. Needless to say, I want to go to there. [via 
7) Love 
This is what happens when a famous TV food personality like Guy Fieri doesn't buy the domain to his hilarious joke of a Times Square restaurant: Behold, this parody menu posted on 
The 50 states of missed connections. (
Shout out to all the adequate moms. [
James Blunt might be responsible for the cheese-pop monstrosity "You're Beautiful" and have the Twitter handle @DirtyLilBlunt, but this is pretty awesome. [
Papermag book club? [
Slothphin knows how to party serious. [
Aziz Ansari, his parents and Kanye West. [
Sammy Davis Jr. with a Delorean. Have a great Wednesday. [
When Charlotte Free was asked about the accusations of sexual harassment leveled at Terry Richardson, she defended him by writing "i love terry's raw sexuality, it's one of the things i really admire about him. Terry likes to do sexy stuff, that's his shit. If you don't wanna be part of it, make it clear in the beginning. Don't willingly blow the man and get all mad and ashamed later...I hate when girls say 'but he asked me to.' you should have said no then, stupid bitch!" Um, we're not sure we agree in the first place and we definitely hate the way she put that. [via 
Stella McCartney is making a wool bag. Because McCartney is vegetarian and very eco-friendly, the bags are actually made from the wool of her own sheep, who we imagine are more pampered than we are and were not harmed during the shearing process. Mr Mickey will love this. [via 
You can maybe possibly have lunch with Jenna Lyons! Right now, 
Lynn Yaeger's 
PopSugar has rebranded itself, meaning that fashionologie, ShopStyle, Fabsugar and twelve other sites are now folded into one massive PopSugar.com. Au revoir, fashionologie. I'll miss you. [via 
Each week in our new column, "No Sleep Til...," we'll be
talking to cool kids around the globe, asking them to fill us in about
the bands, DJs, music venues and night spots they and their friends are
obsessing over. Next time you visit their home city, leave your Fodor's
and Lonely Planet guides behind and go party like a local instead. 
Actor Most Likely to Get Caught Shooting a "Who Is This Guy; I Hate Him" Look at Seth MacFarlane During His Monologue: Emmanuelle Riva
Worst Consolation Prize: Michael Haneke is nominated for best director and best original screenplay; his film Amour is
nominated for Best Picture. However, no foreign language picture has
won any of these categories in the past ten years. (And only one in the
past forty-seven years.) As the only Best Foreign Language Film nominee
to also be nominated in other categories, Amour is highly likely
to win that category and lose the others. In that case, Haneke would
still have to leave without an award, as Best Foreign Language Film
Oscars are awarded not to individuals but to the country of origin. 
Acceptance Speech Most Likely to Be Cut Short: Anne Hathaway's
Most Likely to Wear a Dress That Fashion Critics Will Praise But That We Won't Get: Jessica Chastain
Least Likely to Win: Mirror, Mirror for best Costume Design. 
Number of Voice Impressions Host Seth MacFarlane Will Do: 10
Movie Most Likely Not to Win Any Awards Because Everyone Forgot to See It: The Impossible.
Most Likely to Not Even Crack a Smile During the Oscars Because He Hates Us All: Joaquin Phoenix. 
Actress We Most Hope Attends With a Sandwich Baggie of Homemades and Crabby Snacks In Her Pocketbook: Jacki Weaver
Best New Acronym: GGOG, for Adele's Golden Globe, inevitable Oscar win , and Grammy wins for Skyfall.
Monkeys Most Likely Not to Attend: The monkeys from Zero Dark Thirty that eat that guy's ice cream cone, but were only in the movie for like 6 seconds so they're probably just invited to the Vanity Fair party. They were our favorite part of the movie.
Most Likely to Watch Angrily From Home Because the Academy Is Like 'Leo Who?': Leo 
Most Boring Movie That Will Probably Win Best Picture: Lincoln 
Two centaur bros (literally) went to Craigslist in search of dates to their cousin's upcoming wedding and, well, their ad is kind of awesome (and, fittingly, has gotten hundreds of responses). Highlights include descriptions of themselves as:
Nah. If you want to get sucked into TV and not leave your house -- or consist on anything beyond Ritz crackers and CostCo trail mix for days -- just watch House of Cards on Netflix. [via 
"Taylor Swift looks exactly like a young Victor Hugo." Damn. [via 
Tiny kitten in a tiny hat licking a tiny ice cream cone. [via 
This is awesome: a guy finds the spot where movie scenes were filmed and creates these mash-up photos. [via 
Go away kid, he's mine! [via 
So meta. [via 
Love this New York Times-themed cheese board. [via 
Woo hoo! Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen are joining the growing list of guest stars on the upcoming reboot of Arrested Development -- a list that already includes Conan O'Brien, Liza Minnelli, Ron Howard, John Slattery and more -- and reportedly Wiig will be playing a young Lucille Bluth. [via 
The United States Post Office is so strapped for cash 
Lindsay Lohan's up to her old tricks. Apparently she borrowed an expensive beaded gown for the amFAR gala and returned it cut in half. A source reported that she ripped it a little at a club the night before and completely cut out the part of the dress that had been ripped. To which we say, again: wut? [via 
When asked by Fern Mallis which new products or lines she would endorse, Vera Wang replied "I do love donuts." Girl, us too. [via 
Georgina Chapman (one of the designers of Marchesa) is designing a line for J.C. Penney which will focus on prom gowns and be priced at a very affordable $50 to $250. [via 
LVMH bought a minority stake in young couturier Maxime Simoen's eponymous line, allowing him to show a women's ready-to-wear collection for the first time. It probably also means that LVMH plans to give him a Creative Director post at one of their larger houses down the line, so let's all make sure to remember his name. [via 
