The Morning Funnies: Ryan Lochte Pees in the Pool + NASA's "Mohawk Guy"

I'm looking at the man in the mirror... on two Olympic Russian synchronized swimmers' bathing suits! [via BuzzFeed]

You've all been wondering... yes, Ryan Lochte peed in the pool during the Olympics. "[I didn't] during the races, but I sure did in warm-up." [via Us]

"Mohawk Guy," a guy with a red and black mohawk working in the NASA control room during the Curiosity landing, is now a thing. [via Wtop]

Marilyn Monroe and a monkey. [via Tsutpen]


Er. Mer. Gerd. [via It's Denise Yall]


Kanye West Tweeted this photo of Kim Kardashian's backside alongside the word: "MERCY." [via Twitter]

Here's an ostrich photo-bombing some giraffes and another ostrich at the African Plains exhibit at the Bronx Zoo. [via Facebook]


Johnny Cash Money Machines were a short-lived venture that happened in 1985. [via Dangerous Minds]


Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly's pathetic attempts at doing the wave at a recent Yankee's game. [via Only LOL Gifs]

Parker Posey will appear as a "shot girl" on the season premiere of New Girl. [via Vulture]