Justin Bieber gets lectured by David Letterman about his tattoos, refers to the Sistine Chapel as "the Sixteenth Chapel" on the Late Show last night. [Vulture]
Spotted in Carroll Gardens: Finally, one-stop shopping for all of your coffee, beeeeeeeer and cigar needs. (Photo by Josh Stern. HT to Alexis)
An amazing, amazing parody trailer for a Woody
Allen movie called "My Wife Doesn't Understand as Much About Jazz as
This Beautiful Italian Prostitute." [Funny or Die]
From Dina Goldstein's photo series "In the Dollhouse," showing Barbie and Ken living in a sham marriage in suburbia. [Buzzfeed]
Night night! [BunnyFood]
Skateboard sandwich by artist Arthur King. [ThatsNerdalicious]
I am da best mustard in da wuhrrld! [ImWithKanye via omnomnominator]
Homer Simpson on a snake. [Reddit]
A remembrance of things scratch and sniff. [ColoringBook] 
Looks like @Poopman10 and @Sexhave have company. [PleatedJeans]
Wes Anderson characters alphabet. [HeleveticaFace]
In honor of Pride this weekend: Teenage Mutant Make-Out Turtles! [Laughter Key via Amandalyn Ferri]