1. Apparently, HBO's Girls is very popular with the white guys over 50 set! [via Vulture]
2. While renovating the recently-shuttered Holiday Cocktail Lounge, new owner Barbara Sibley unearthed this awesome mural which she thinks hung in Holiday's predecessor, the Ali Baba Lounge. [via The East Village Local]3. "Woman Bites Into Calamari, Gets Mouthful of Squid Sperm" <-- <-- Worst headline / concept ever!! [via Gawker]
4. Breaking news: Justin Bieber has a happy trail. [via BuzzFeed]5. Watch comedian TJ Miller do something disgusting/amazing with two Italian beef sandwiches on Conan. [via Pop Culture Brain]
6. Token sucking... was apparently a thing. [via You Might Find Yourself]7. ABC reported a few hours ago that Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital after being found unconscious in her hotel room in Marina Del Ray, CA. Turns out, she was not rushed to the hospital, she was not unconscious and was simply just suffering from "exhaustion." [via Daily Intel]
8. Have you seen Frances Bean Cobain's cat, Zero? He's lost somewhere in West Hollywood! [via Daily Mail]
