Winston Churchill looking foyn in his officer's uniform as a young man. [My Daguerreotype Boyfriend via Laughter Key]
Here's a fascinating 1984 clip of a marvelously nerdy kid named Paul reviewing his McDonald's breakfast. Where is Paul now? What else did he review? As Gizmodo wonders, who was he making this eerily Internet-y clip for two decades before YouTube's existence? (Probably for Paul.) If we can learn anything from this video, though, it's that McDonald's hash browns are wondrous, super-delicious things of beauty. Update: Paul is "Weird" Paul Petroskey of WeirdPaul.com and a prolific DIY musician in Pittsburgh. So there you have it.
Are you more of a Glenn Catzig person?
Or a ....
Nicolas Ca(t)-ge person? [IHaveSeenTheWholeoftheInternet; FlyingScotsman]
Speaking of Nicolas Cage, for a cool $12 Etsy user JazzBerryBlue will turn any photo that you send him of yourself or a loved one "into Nicolas Cage within 2 hours." Last-second Father's Day present? [PaulScheer via RatsOff]
Color codes on the Tom Hanks sitings map:
Red = Not verified. If your update is the only one, and we don't see or hear anything from any one else to back it up., we can't verify it.(T.Hanks for posting this, I'mWithKanye!)
Yellow = Not fully verified. If you and a couple of friends say it happened but there is no third-party verification, we can't fully verify it.
Green = Fully verified. We have an official statement from a representative of Mr. Hanks, the film or someone with more access to the situation than a bystander.
Poor unipug hates being a unipug! [Bunnyfood]
We completely forgot that Tuesday was National Jerky Day. Let's celebrate belatedly with this Sasquatch jerky portrait. He's so happy! [ThatsNerdalicious]
Flava Flav needs this boat in his life. [TheWhatever]
A two-month trip to Asia in one minute. [TheDailyWhat]