Late last Thursday, rapper The Game, offered up an Insta-feast of his massive member, thinly disguised by his skin-tight briefs.But more than that, the MC brought the entire Internet on a guided sexual odyssey, in the form of salaciously-worded hashtags.
Fortunately, the web responded exactly how he wanted, and Jayceon Terrell Taylor gifted us with the SECOND installment of his Big Dick Saga last night.
Game begins by telling the reader "I love you and you deserve to...#GetWetOnYourWayHomeFromWork."Thanks, G.
Some highlights:
#NowPutOnUsherConfessionsAlbumAndLetItPlayThrough (trueeeeeeeee)
#PropThemPillowsSoYoureComfortable (so chivalrous!)
#NowTouchThatPearlTongueAndGoCounterClockwise
#NowReverseTheMotionAndImagineMeLickingYourLegsStartingWithYourAnkle (hmmm...ok)
But nothing compares to the greatest sentence ever written:
#ImBoutToCatchAUberDowntownToThatPussy
Dear God.
He also confirms his dietary restrictions:
"#YouBoutToGetEatOutLikeGroceries
#ButOrganicGroceriesCauseImOnAStrictDiet."
See you at Whole Foods!