Katie Holmes Threatens to Spill the Beans About Scientology (Sort Of)

Apparently there is going to be a whole 20/20 special about former Scientologist and former King of Queens star Leah Remini, who was written up by superiors in the cult for telling Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to "get a room" (sorry eighth-graders, all of you are in violation of "church" policy). Now, Us reports that Katie Holmes will speak out about the incident in the special, because she still needs to live through that part of her life or something. Except that the statement is a little... less than titillating.

I just heard from Katie Holmes' publicist. This is what Katie says via statement on the Scientology 20/20 special. pic.twitter.com/GkDd9PUaoh

-- Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) October 30, 2015

Not that exciting. Maybe Katie just needed to escape the awkwardness through her secret Whole Foods entrance? Well, at least this special will be fun to watch. As long as it keeps the bad people rich and the good people scared.