Perro gimnasta! Watch this little dog get down with some gymnastics rings. [Death+Taxes]
Jason Segel was ordered to lose 30 pounds by a studio head, just like real-life actresses are treated all the time and everything! (Watch him discuss on Letterman last night.) [HuffPo]
In erstwhile Real Housewives of New York stars Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen's 2010 book about child rearing, McCord writes that van Kempen EJACULATED ON HER WHILE SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH. [Via Jezebel. Ramona Singer GIFS via ONTD + FuckYeahRealHousewives]