Here are The Most Insane Things In the Trailer for the Zac Efron/Robert De Niro Buddy Comedy "Dirty Grandpa"

Sometimes, a movie announces itself as a totally insane pile of ridiculous, trashy thing that will still be delightful to watch (especially if you are drunk). Sometimes, a movie shows up on the internet and you say, "Wow, I really need to see that, even though I'm not really sure what it is." Today, that movie is Dirty Grandpa, a May-December buddy comedy starring EDM icon Zac Efron as a clean-cut dude preparing to get married to his boss' daughter and Robert De Niro as his recently-widowed horny grandfather trying to avoid going to a retirement community in Boca Raton. This is the poster for the movie:

Other actors who will appear in Dirty Grandpa include Aubrey Plaza, Jason Mantzoukas, Adam Pally, Dermot Mulroney, and Danny Glover, because sure, why not. Now, BuzzFeed has premiered the trailer for Dirty Grandpa, and you can watch it below.

Here is a list of some of the crazy things that happen in the trailer for this movie:

1. Robert De Niro calls a car a "giant labia."
2. Aubrey Plaza seduces De Niro, or something, with suntan lotion.
3. Zac Efron ties a sweater around his neck like your dad going to a James Taylor concert (sorry, dad, and sorry, James Taylor).
   
4. The Macklemore song "Downtown" is prominently featured, perhaps indicating the presence of mopeds in the movie.
5. Aubrey Plaza says "I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check."

You're welcome. See you at the theater in January.