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Cher Is The Only Political Pundit That Matters

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Say goodbye to Bill O'Reilly, because the only political pundit that matters when it comes to the upcoming 2016 Presidential race is none other than our favorite kooky celeb, Cher. 

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That's right, the most astute political commentator of our generation has turned to the people's medium -- Twitter -- to share some keen insight into the current hodge-podge of candidates on both sides. And while girl definitely leans liberal, she does have some good thoughts re: Trump et al. with plenty of enthusiasm communicated through emoji. We rounded up a few of her choicest insights into the race -- because "Believe 2016" has a nice ring to it.

It all started earlier this year, when her tweeting was pretty much contained to general anti-GOP sentiment...

Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 6.01.10 PM.png...however, she soon zeroed in on none other than the near universally disliked Gemini of our nightmares, Donald Trump.

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And the Donald, perhaps smarting, called her a "lonely loser" a few days later, "in defense" of fellow GOP pol Mitt Romney -- a diss Cher just LOL'd at, chalking it up to Trump's own deeply-rooted insecurities.

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However, in the coming months, her stance on Trump would soften, slightly... well at least relative to his fellow Republican candidates.

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Most likely because he proved himself to be at the top of the, ahem, Republican food chain. 

Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 6.04.10 PM.pngThough that's apparently not saying too much.

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Even if her questionable use of punctuation makes us think that's she may be a little biased against the rest of the GOP candidates...

Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 6.05.34 PM.png ...especially Ben Carson, whose voice Cher can't stand!!!

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And as such, it'd probably be better for everyone if he just continued on his Republican primary debate platform.

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While Carly Fiorina should really rethink intersectionality.

Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 6.07.20 PM.png And Jeb Bush would really taste better smothered in gravy.

Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 6.07.23 PM.pngThen again, Jeb will forever be great food-metaphor fodder.

Screen Shot 2015-10-26 at 6.08.01 PM.png However, her insights aren't all negative, as she is more than willing to welcome Hillary Clinton back into the fold...

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... Even saying she'd vote for her recently.

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After all, she is a bit iffy when it comes to Bernie's socialism...

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...which is, like, whatever -- but we're hoping it's mostly because Elizabeth Warren aka "a bitch on Wheels" isn't running.

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But if there's one takeaway from this all, it's that we should all listen to Cher. God bless. 🇺🇸



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