No one loves Hallowe'en more than Heidi Klum."Ja!!!! Ja!!!" She yells, throwing pennies and chocolates at trick-r-treaters' faces.
For her annual star-studded Halloween bash (this year will be the 16th one), Klum pulls out all the "I'm a bored wealthy person" stops to outdo EVERYONE in the costume department.
Heidi goes fucking ham.
Just take a look at some of her best (and most terrifying) over the years:
with her ex Seal :(((((((((
You get the picture.For this year's festival of Samhain, it looks like Ms. Klum is getting all her strudels and schnitzels in line again for a real doozy...involving a prosthetic face...
...and butt.
The supermodel will be wearing a gold, sequined dress designed by the amazing Christian Siriano (who won Project Runway Season 4).
On her insane preparation, Heidi says:"I am working with Mike Marino from Prosthetic Renaissance and his team to make this year's costume. They cast my entire body -- eyes open! -- to make the special pieces to make my costume come alive."
We imagine Heidi gleefully volunteered for the eyes open route.The model adds that the costume is "sort of a male's fantasy come to life," and from the romp and the facial mold, I will venture to guess that it's vaaaaaguely reminiscent of the general structure of Ms. Kim Kardashian West.
Wonder how many "Break the Internet" Kim costumes we'll see this year.
What we want to know is, which celebrities have done prosthetic molds of other celebrities in secret. Just to, you know, wear around the house. Reasonable!
(And Bradley Cooper, we're looking at you.)
Heidi's party itself is going to be something else: it's being held at NYC's Temple of Bridge, Tunnels, and Euro-Bro (LAVO), and sponsored by Svedka and GSN's horror-gameshow Hellevator.
In fact, a replica of the same elevator used on the show will be used to carry guests into the "haunted warehouse" the party is set in.
Imagining Heidi emerging from the darkness of the elevator with just this Jacob's Ladder portion of her mask on is enough to make me never want to leave my house again:
Happy Halloween.