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So apparently there's now a direct correlation between facial hair and negative traits à la getting into fights, stealing and, uh, cheating on one's partner?
That's right, in a survey of almost 2000 Britons, Censuswide found that 47% of beardy men admitted to infidelity (compared to 20% of their clean-shaven counterparts), 45% copped to brawling (29% for those without) and 40% stole (compared to just 17% of those with no hair). Guess that look screams "rugged" in more ways than one....because, science, right?