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Kim Kardashian's Birthday Was ... Interesting

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian turned 35, and until now, we could only wistfully imagine what her husband, Kanye West, had planned for it.

Until now, I said!

Disneyland? No. 

Overnight trip to a bed and breakfast in Sonoma? Hell no.

Dinner at the Cheesecake Factory? No. Good idea, though.

According to Kim, herself, Yeezy -- in a surprise move -- rented out a movie theater for a screening of Jobs (?), and all guests were encouraged to dress up like "pregnant Kim."

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Her Instagram post -- a photo of a gorgeous wall of white roses (naturally) -- specified that fake baby bumps were "provided on arrival."

A sign in front of the hulking floral sculpture read "Happy PREGNANT Birthday Kim."

Can you imagine Kanye driving a Range Rover down the PCH, and shouting to an assistant on speaker phone, "Make sure it says 'PREGNANT?'"

I can.

Here is some of her squad channeling their best Kim-with child lewks.

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Props to Kylie for deciding she'd rather put the baby bump on her butt.

As we said yesterday, here's to another 35,000 more years of over-the-top birthdays and fake baby bumps to come, Kim!

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