Yesterday, Kim Kardashian turned 35, and until now, we could only wistfully imagine what her husband, Kanye West, had planned for it.
Until now, I said!
Disneyland? No.
Overnight trip to a bed and breakfast in Sonoma? Hell no.
Dinner at the Cheesecake Factory? No. Good idea, though.
According to Kim, herself, Yeezy -- in a surprise move -- rented out a movie theater for a screening of Jobs (?), and all guests were encouraged to dress up like "pregnant Kim."
Her Instagram post -- a photo of a gorgeous wall of white roses (naturally) -- specified that fake baby bumps were "provided on arrival."
A sign in front of the hulking floral sculpture read "Happy PREGNANT Birthday Kim."
Can you imagine Kanye driving a Range Rover down the PCH, and shouting to an assistant on speaker phone, "Make sure it says 'PREGNANT?'"
I can.
Here is some of her squad channeling their best Kim-with child lewks.
Props to Kylie for deciding she'd rather put the baby bump on her butt.