
Though Franco is not a 13-year-old boy, the 37-year-old Renaissance man decided to celebrate his official entry into Jewish adulthood at the annual Hilarity for Charity benefit for Alzheimer's Association, hosted by Seth Rogen and his wife, Lauren Miller Rogen.



Also, this cape.

Ms. Ray Cyrus came out on stage to the classic creepy uncle jam "Super Freak," then got her warble on while slaying a few country songs.
Still, we're not sure Miley can outdo Nicki's Bar Mitzvah appearance last year...

At one point, Franco was strapped to a gurney, and Jeff Goldblum came out dressed as a Rabbi, set to circumcise Franco's peen (YES).
Immediately following that was a short film where Zac Efron"played" Franco's grieving foreskin.
Go forth, James. You are a man.
